Saturday, November 8, 2008
The Times, They Are A-Changing!
Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
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I don't quit that easily. The countdown may have to end, but my work is far from over.
It's been fun, and I thank you all for the ride.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Looking Back and Looking Forward! One Day Into a New Era!
Now, what exactly happened last night? I'll be honest, I can't really remember. Here's a rundown of some occurrences last night, both epic and less epic.
--> President-Elect Barack Obama won a decisive, dominant victory last night over Senator John McCain, expanding the electoral map in a way that no Democrat has done since Lyndon Johnson, and winning a majority of votes for the first time since Jimmy Carter.
Of course, amidst all the excitement and wonder of last night (see my Facebook video), Taeggan Goddard managed to present the most compelling thought of the evening: Our first 16 presidents could have legally owned our 44th as a slave.
How far have we come? It's a topic that President-Elect Obama touched on heavily in his fantastic speech last night, telling American history through the eyes of a 106-year-old woman in Georgia, and framing his victory as part of a larger, American belief that anything is possible - YES WE CAN.
Thomas Friedman reminds us that it was Virginia, the state that lended enough weight to the Southern cause to make secession a reality, and was the front line of the Civil War, was the state to put an African-American President over the top.
The Boston Globe heralds a new age of politics in America: grassroots, decentralized, and driven from below.
The Chicago Tribune reminds us that we will celebrate the 200th anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's birth in February, and asks us, today of all days, to look at how far we have come in so short a time: "When [Obama] was born in 1961, African-Americans risked death merely to register to vote in some Southern states."
Five poets frame the campaign beautifully, courtesy of that news source that shall remain the greatest in the land, the New York Times.
And without question, the quintessential story thus far about the outcome of this election comes from two of the finest political bloggers on the map - Ben Smith and Jonathan Martin.
--> Four years after the lead writer of The West Wing called a political consultant named David Axelrod and said, "Tell me about this guy Barack Obama." Two and a half years since the character they based on Obama rose from political abscurity (thanks in part to an inspiring convention speech) and claimed the White House, defeating an older, experienced, maverick Republican senator who ultimately sold out his independence to appease the conservative base. Isn't it fitting that this election would mirror the pretend one so closely?
Both the character and the candidate refused to be defined by their race. Colin Powell noted today that Obama won because "he did not put himself forward as an African-American president." Jimmy Smits' character asserts, "I don't want to be the brown candidate, I want to be the American candidate."
It also turns out that the building that Matthew Santos stands in front of to announce his candidacy, as he tells Americans that "hope is real," was used as one of the backdrops for McCain's convention speech this year. Yeah, you should watch the speech and think about how closely it mirrors Obama's.
Well, the wheel has kept turning, as today we received word that Barack Obama has offered Congressman Rahm Emanuel the powerful position of Chief of Staff. The job is long described on The West Wing as the second most powerful job in the country, and it is fitting that the Matthew Santos candidate would pick the man who Josh Lyman, his chief of staff, was reportedly based on to serve in that post. Emanuel is known as someone who pulls no punches and gets things done. He also reportedly rattled off a list of "traitors" to the Clinton campaign after their reelection victory and screamed "Dead!" after each one as he jammed a large knife into the table. He was portrayed as "The Enforcer" by Rolling Stone, and he is without question the perfect man for the job.
--> Meanwhile, not that it matters, but Sarah Palin's shopping spree turns out to have been a lot bigger than previously reported. Oops.
--> We're still locked in several tight Senate races, as of this posting. Oregon, Minnesota, Alaska, and Georgia are still razor-thin (Georgia being close only in that getting less than 51% requires a runoff). Let's see how those play out.
--> Also, it looks like the California ban of gay marriage will pass.
I'll give you more of a rundown tomorrow or Friday, but right now this is all I can come up with. Just go celebrate!
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
44TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! NOW ON TO THE SENATE, THE HOUSE, AND THE NEW YORK STATE ASSEMBLY!
Monday, November 3, 2008
Did You Fall On Your Way? It's a Long Way Down! Finally - End of the Countdown! 1 DAY TO GO!!!!!
So where does this take Election Day Countdown? With nothing to count down to, what will I possibly write about? Well, on Wednesday or Thursday I'll post my post-mortem, looking at where I went wrong, where I went right, and just wrapping up this election season and looking forward into what lies ahead. By the end of this coming weekend, my plans for the future of this blog will become apparent. So keep watching the skies...
So what should we look for tomorrow? Well, if you were sitting next to me (although I most likely won't be sitting, more like pacing and jumping and tugging at my hair) watching CNN, you'd get to hear my analysis of what the returns and exit polls mean - my analysis usually consists of CNN's analysis, only about 15 minutes quicker. But here's some things to keep an eye on as indicators, or just interesting races to amuse yourself with:
--> East coast returns. Polls close in Virginia at 7 PM. If Obama is running up the score in the northern part of the state, and McCain isn't absolutely dominating everywhere else, the networks might actually call this one before some of the other states close. Now, the TV pundits will do everything they can to avoid calling the election this early, in order to avoid messing with turnout on the west coast. However, if Virginia goes blue, you can pull out the cigars right there, because this thing is finished. Same applies to Florida or North Carolina or Georgia.
Keep an eye on Pennsylvania. It has a tendency to be closer on the day itself than people expect from polls. Obama needs an enormous victory with record turnout in Philadelphia, and a sizeable majority in the Pittsburgh area. McCain is going to dominate in the middle of the state, but keep an eye on the returns in the Penn State area. Also, look at the suburban counties surrounding Philadelphia - specifically Delaware and Montgomery - which will be great indicators of how Obama is doing amongst moderates and independents.
--> State Races: Kay Hagan vs. Elizabeth Dole for Senate and Beverly Perdue vs. Pat McCrory for Governor in North Carolina are going to be incredibly tight, as will the presidential race. McCain's and Obama's coat tails will be crucial here, depending on if they can get everyone to vote down-ballot. This will be a fascinating state to watch.
Georgia - Saxby Chambliss vs. Jim Martin for Senate looks really close, and if Obama can make this state close (as polls suggest he can) or even squeak out a victory as part of an Electoral College domination, he might be able to put Martin over the top.
Arizona - Can Obama actually win McCain's home state? Probably not, unless McCain voters just stay home, having already given up. And in that case, it'll be part of a larger blowout anyway. It'll also signal a tough reelection race for McCain in 2 years if this is close.
Iowa - McCain's camp keeps claiming that their internal polls show it tied, while every major polling group has Obama leading in double digits. Are they lying, or will this actually turn out to be closer than expected?
California - Proposition 4 and Proposition 8, one to force physicians to notify parents 48 hours before the perform an abortion on a minor and the other to prohibit gay marriage, are both on the ballot, and are expected to be EXTREMELY tight. It'll depend on GOTV efforts by the two presidential campaigns.
Minnesota - Franken vs. Coleman for Senate will be fascinating. There's a strong third-party candidate, but it's unclear who he's drawing votes from, as polls continue to conflict, showing both major candidates with decent leads. Let's see who's right.
--> Turnout. Of course, that's the name of the game. However, unlike past years, Democrats hold an ENORMOUS advantage amongst voters who have already cast their ballots. Thus, McCain can win a decent-sized majority of votes on Election Day itself and still get his ass kicked.
--> Volunteering. And by that I mean, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING WATCHING CNN OR CHECKING BLOGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY???? POLLS ARE STILL OPEN, YOU TWIT! GO VOLUNTEER AT A LOCAL OFFICE, MAKE PHONE CALLS, KNOCK ON DOORS, YELL AT YOUR FRIENDS TO GO VOTE!!!! In all seriousness, all of this advice on what to look for ONLY takes effect at 8 PM local time. Before that, I don't want to hear a peep from you.
This is what we're fighting for:
The polling booth is not a forum for your ideological grievances. Tomorrow is not an excuse to whine about the two-party system. This is for choosing a president. Pick someone who can and will govern this nation effectively and with the support and consent of the population of the United States. On Wednesday, go right ahead and try to tear down the two-party system; I'll be right there with you. But tomorrow, that's all we have to work with. Spoiler votes tomorrow will just increase general hostility to your cause of expanding the proportional system of our democracy.
Remember, 270 and 60. That's what we're after. Now go make it happen, one vote at a time!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Ted Stevens Sent to Prison, Plans Escape Using "Series of Tubes!" 1 Week to Go!
--> The big story of the day is Senator Ted Stevens' (R-AK) conviction on all 7 counts of corruption, due to his lying about receiving free renovations to his house. Stevens, the longest-serving Republican senator in history, was banking on being acquitted to have any chance of victory in a tight re-election campaign against Anchorage Mayor Mark Begich. Now, the U.S. Senate can most likely bid adieu to its ultimate coot.
Stevens faces up to 35 years in prison. He plans to appeal by email, putting his message into the tubes, so that it goes in and gets in line. Remember, the internet is NOT a truck that you can just dump things on, Senator Stevens. Perhaps, in your soon-to-be plenty of leisure time in Alaska, you can spend your golden years learning how to blog and using eBay.
--> Not to be outdone, Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV) also managed to make the news today. The Democrats' contender for "ultimate coot" is apparently facing expulsion from his Chairmanship of the powerful Senate Appropriations Committee. Apparently, Majority Leader Harry Reid has decided that Byrd is past his prime (about 3 decades past his prime), and Reid will attempt to ease Byrd out of his leadership position. Honestly, Byrd could probably use the rest.
EDC would like to make a humble suggestion to all the TV programming directors who undoubtedly read this blog: create a sitcom about Robert Byrd and Ted Stevens. Byrd, a retired Senator, and Stevens, a convicted felon just released from prison, are forced to share an apartment in New York City. Together, they come to terms with their place in the modern world, and learn a thing or two about each other in the process. In the season finale, they decide to run for the White House together, to "get those kids off our lawn." It's the feel good story of the decade, and would be terrific for fall sweeps. I call it Senators in Paradise. Might be better as a made-for-TV movie.
In all seriousness, John McCain does actually benefit from all this. Byrd and Stevens certainly make McCain look like a spring chicken.
--> And speaking of "get off my lawn, you darn kids," a 50-year-old Ohio man reportedly shot a 17-year-old boy in the arm with a .22-caliber rifle for attempting to steal his John McCain lawn sign. Honestly, people take this election stuff way too seriously.
--> In real news, Governor Charlie Crist (R-FL) today attempted to hand Florida's crucial 27 electoral votes to Senator Barack Obama. With the Democrats already establishing a huge advantage across the country thanks to early voting, Crist moved today to expand Florida's early voting hours from 8 hours per day to 12.
Who would stand in line for 12 hours to vote, you ask? These people. So when you're in line on Election Day, waiting to vote, and consider complaining or even giving up because of the wait, consider how you'd like to compare to residents of Georgia.
--> John McCain, despite all his struggles, did receive a surprising, crucial endorsement today from the world-famous Joe the Plumber. Samuel Wurzelbacher agreed that "a vote for Obama is a vote for the death of Israel," clearly demonstrating why Ohio voters will have no problem electing him to Congress in two years. Also, let's note that this McCain rally took place at a "flag store." Now that's what I call manufactured patriotism.
--> You know that the election is a week away when the campaign's influence on professional sports is the subject of multiple news stories. First there is the controversy over Barack Obama's half-hour primetime special tomorrow night, which reportedly pushed the start of the World Series game back 15 minutes. It's even become a McCain talking point, trying to appeal to angry, undecided baseball fans of the ironically swing-state teams in the World Series. Unfortunately for him, a Fox executive today refuted that claim, explaining that the Obama TV buy will merely eliminate the (incredibly annoying) pregame show, not actually delay the start of the game. So I'm sorry, Joe Buck and Tim McCarver, but we won't get a chance to hear your amazing analysis on how the "keys to the game" are "playing better than the opponent."
In other ridiculous news, the owner of the Miami Dolphins is apparently planning to rush the sale of the team in order to avoid President Obama's expected tax increases for the super-duper wealthy. Someone should remind Mr. Huizenga that the Democrats are not proposing a suck-tax, so the Dolphins will probably be fine either way.
--> And finally, some metaphorical justice:
1) The Straight Talk Express gets a flat.
2) The campaigns handle weather differently. McCain melts. Obama fights.
More tomorrow.
Update: I've decided on the official mechanism for determining if you have been following the election too closely. I can spell Joe the Plumber's last name without looking it up. Now return to your business.
The Reasons to Pull the Lever!
With one week left in this historic campaign, I felt that it was time for me to create the quintessential list of reasons to vote for Senator Barack Obama. For all the discontent and desire for change and frustration you may be feeling, there's still a decision to make when you step into that booth. This is merely a cheat-sheet to help express how you're feeling. I hope that my readers will pass this list along to their friends, because my reasons are not the only ones out there. I hope to hear why you, my loyal EDC readers, are going to pull that lever. What causes you to make your decision? Here are my reasons:
1. America deserves a leader with charisma, a leader that can inspire us to action in the face of so many great challenges that await our nation in the 21st century.
2. America deserves a leader who treats Americans like adults - who believes that political game-playing will never be as effective as rationally and eloquently explaining your position and detailing how America can overcome its challenges.
3. Wasn't 8 years enough?
4. Sixty years from now, when we sit by our (possibly atomic) fireplaces and explain American history to our grandchildren, let's be able to say the phrase, "Ted Kennedy lived to see the day when all Americans would have healthcare coverage."
6. McCain's answer at the Saddleback Megachurch forum to which Supreme Court justices he would have not nominated: "Justice Ginsburg, Justice Breyer, Justice Souter and Justice Stevens."
7. McCain's vision of the perfect Supreme Court: Roberts-Alito-Thomas-Scalia-Kennedy-Thomas-Alito-Scalia-Thomas.
8. Roe v. Wade
9. It's time to end our addiction to oil
10. The best way to end our addiction to oil is not to drill for more oil.
11. $150 billion invested in green technologies over the next 10 years.
12. 5 million new green jobs.
13. A President who realizes that service to your country can be more than just being in the military - sounds like a good thing, right?
14. We deserve a White House (and a ruling party) that doesn't differentiate between pro-American, real parts of the country and anti-American, fake parts. Well, maybe except for the proud state of Wehatetheconstitutionstan.
15. Joe Biden understands the conflict in Iraq, understands the need to balance civil liberties with respect for the law, knows how to work the DC legislative process, and is ready to serve as President, should anything happen (God forbid).
16. President McCain means at least a decent chance that America will wake up to find itself ruled by President Palin.
17. A bipartisan commission found that Governor Palin used the powers of her office to settle a personal score. With the Bush Administration, the Vice-President would just shoot people in the face. Palin might actually tell other people to do it for her.
18. After months of using "the experience argument," McCain picked a running mate who was the mayor of 5,000 people just two years ago.
19. Two years ago, Barack Obama was a United States Senator.
20. Six years ago, Barack Obama was an Illinois State Senator, representing a district larger than Alaska.
21. Shooting animals from helicopters is wrong. Period.
22. The selection of a running mate with no foreign policy experience, very little domestic policy experience, and no understanding of national political debate demonstrates that John McCain has no respect for the American people, and believed that Hillary Clinton supporters could be duped into believing that Sarah Palin was just one of them.
23. Divided government over the last two years has sucked. I want Washington to actually start accomplishing things for the American people.
24. The first presidential debate.
25. I want to beat these people.
26. Because, like Aaron Sorkin, I want to take back the word "elite."
27. As demonstrated by his stunt-tastic decision to "suspend his campaign," John McCain cares considerably more about political appearances than real policy results.
28. As demonstrated by his ability to win over several crucial swing votes in the U.S. House of Representatives in order to pass the bailout bill on its second try, Barack Obama demonstrated that he both is able to and wants to get things done.
29. I am sick of hearing the word "socialism" thrown around by Republicans like a football. A Republican administration just became the most socialist regime in American history, so you can stop pinning that tail on the donkeys.
30. Alan Greenspan believes that John McCain's tax cuts are stupid.
31. The vice-presidential debate.
32. We are not a nation of whiners. It's time for us to rise up and be a nation of winners once more. I also don't want a President who thinks that we're just whining when something goes wrong.
33. In the midst of the greatest financial crisis of our lifetime, I'd prefer to not have a president who "don't know much about the economy."
34. Community organizers deserve respect, because they work hard for low wages to try to improve the lives of the disenfranchised and the underprivileged.
35. When he got his law degree, Barack Obama could have gotten a high-paying job on Wall Street. Instead, he went back to Chicago and helped disenfranchised workers.
36. John McCain already has nine houses; I merely want to give the Obamas their second.
37. The second presidential debate.
38. I'd like a little bit of international diplomacy, please. With a side of respect.
39. Colin Powell says you should.
40. Barack Obama will follow Osama bin Laden to the cave where he lives.
41. Hillary Clinton says you should.
42. Senator Casey (D-PA): "John McCain calls himself a maverick, but he votes with George Bush more than 90% of the time. That's not a maverick, that's a sidekick."
43. Governor Paterson (D-NY): "If [McCain is] the answer, then the question must be ridiculous."
44. You can make less than $5 million in one year, and still be rich. It'd be nice to have a president who gets that.
45. Senator Obama is extremely popular with our crucial allies overseas.
46. The third presidential debate.
47. The Prime Minister of Iraq agrees with Obama's plan for withdrawal.
48. Iraq.
49. From now on, let's just invade countries that actually threaten our national security, or if it's a humanitarian crisis where military force is required.
50. Afghanistan.
51. "Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb Iran?"
52. Sending cigarettes to hostile foreign nations is not appropriate diplomacy.
53. "John Bush is his own man." - Tom Ridge
54. Czechoslovakia doesn't exist anymore.
55. Computers do exist.
56. Let's be honest, regardless of your political affiliation, Inauguration Day will be really amazing with the first African-American President of the United States being sworn in, and then giving the brilliant speech that we all know is coming.
57. I want a President who deserves better than having sewage plants named after him.
58. Temper, temper.
59. This seal is nicer than our current one.
60. I want to see these three women cry.
61. Did I mention that eight is enough?
62. When the President needs advice, and he picks up the phone, I want the call to go to Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or Ted Kennedy.
63. I don't want that call to go to Karl Rove, Rudy Giuliani, George Bush, or Mitt Romney.
64. Working families deserve a tax cut. Enormous oil corporations do not.
65. The Rededication of the Lincoln Memorial is coming up next year. Come on, it's obvious which candidate should be speaking there.
66. I'd like to spend the next four years with my president calling me "my fellow Americans," not "my friends." I'm not his friend and I don't want to be.
67. Senator Obama is the only candidate in this race with a degree in constitutional law.
68. Growing up raised by a single mother on the south side of Chicago, Senator Obama has a personal understanding of both the underprivileged and privileged sides of our society, and how to balance their interests.
69. Senator Obama is the only person in this race to offer a legitimate proposal on how to deal with rising education costs.
70. Senator McCAin says that he "shares a common philosophy" with George W. Bush.
71. With a large Democratic majority in both the House and Senate, a Democratic president could actually pass significant legislation, and could immediately start working to dig us out of this hole.
72. The priorities of an Obama Administration? Financial regulation reform, tax reform, energy reform, and healthcare reform. I'd take those accomplishments for a four-year term any day.
Yeah, it's just an arbitrary number.
What are your reasons? Please comment below.
Real post to follow tonight! I'll actually be looking at a branch of government besides the executive - NOT TO BE MISSED!!!
Friday, October 24, 2008
All About Pennsylvania! 11 Days to Go!
--> The electoral math of this race is looking more and more painful for Senator McCain and his slim hopes to pull this one out of the bag. Let's look at where some of the key states are for the Republican ticket:
--> Michigan, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa - basically given up, as recent polls all confirm a double-digit lead for Obama.
--> New Mexico - given up.
--> Colorado - still hoping but many campaign officials are acting like this one is already over.
Now, let's pause for a moment. John Kerry finished with 252* electoral votes. Add in Iowa, New Mexico, and Colorado, and Obama get 273.
That's right, ABOVE the threshold for winning the presidency.
Thus, with those expected losses ALONE, even if McCain takes every swing state (many of which show Obama with moderate leads anyway), Obama wins.
--> It is with this in mind that McCain's campaign has decided to go for the Hail Mary pass as their only option (thankfully they have John Elway with them on the campaign trail today). John McCain and Sarah Palin's ONLY HOPE for victory now rests in Pennsylvania. Even Tom Ridge today affirmed that McCain needs PA to have any hope. A surprise, comeback victory here, to capture its 21 electoral votes, might actually give them a chance on election night if all other swing states go their way. And by swing states, I don't just mean Ohio and Florida anymore. This list also includes Montana, North Dakota, Missouri, Indiana, Georgia, North Carolina, West Virginia, Nevada and Virginia.
Turns out that Obama's expand-the-map strategy worked.
--> And speaking of Tom Ridge, former Republican governor of Pennsylvania and prospective running mate, he also went on to suggest fairly explicitly that McCain would be in better shape had he picked Ridge instead of Palin. The finger-pointing and blaming has already started in full force within the Republican ranks, and this is merely the most recent, notable example.
--> Of course, Pennsylvania is in some ways still a battleground. I don't mean in the sense that McCain really has a chance here. I mean that it's really violent. On Wednesday night, a 20 year old woman volunteering in Pittsburgh for the GOP reported being attacked by an enraged Obama supporter. She claimed that the man punched her in the head, robbed her at the ATM< href="http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/cityregion/p_136090.html">carved a "B" into her face to "teach her a lesson for supporting John McCain." This horrifying news captured both campaigns' attentions, as Senator Obama expressed concern for the victim while both McCain and Palin called to check on her.
Unfortunately, this turned out to be a scary example of a person whose lie spiraled out of control. Earlier today, the woman admitted to having made the entire story up; she was neither robbed nor attacked, and the wound may have actually been self-inflicted.
I would like to remind all political junkies: Halloween may be coming up, but your face is not a pumpkin.
--> Just one week after I warned Congressman John Murtha (D-PA) about the wisdom of calling all of his constituents "racist," it appears that the veteran legislator has gotten his comeuppance. A new poll released today shows him facing a startling 13-point deficit in a race that was supposed to be a blowout in the other direction. Murtha has served his district for 38 years, and to see him as likely the only incumbent Democrat to lose their seat in Congress this year will be relatively depressing.
--> On the brighter side (and by bright I mean depressing for Republicans), Alan Greenspan announced yesterday that his free-market ideology was flawed. Dear God we really are in a changed world. Alan Greenspan just claimed that capitalism isn't perfect.
--> Another really weird story that isn't getting noticed by the mainstream media but once more makes John McCain look like a liar: in 1985, Senator McCain sat down WITHOUT PRECONDITIONS with General Augusto Pinochet, the brutal dictator of Chile and "one of the world's most notorious violators of human rights." I think you know what it's time for:
--> Senator Barack Obama is actually in Hawaii right now, visiting his ailing grandmother. We wish her a speedy recovery.
--> And finally, one of the best SNL sketches in quite some time:
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Why We Fight
"We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. We believe" -- here the audience interrupted Palin with applause and cheers -- "We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation. This is where we find the kindness and the goodness and the courage of everyday Americans. Those who are running our factories and teaching our kids and growing our food and are fighting our wars for us. Those who are protecting us in uniform. Those who are protecting the virtues of freedom."
- Governor Sarah Palin, 2 days ago
Do we need leadership in this country that distinguishes between "real" Americans and "fake" Americans? Between parts of the country that are "anti-American?" I cannot begin to describe how offensive I find these comments. How do you define what pro-American is? These talking heads seem to identify "Republican" with "American," and frankly there are two sides of the political debate here in the United States.
Longer post coming in the next two days. I just thought that it would be nice to share my disgust. This election is no longer an argument between two competing viewpoints on what direction to take this nation. The very fiber of our nation's morality is at stake. I want moral issues to start becoming part of this race again - moral issues like how people get away with saying things like this, here in what is supposed to be a beacon of freedom and democracy? Because I seem to be on a Sorkin binge lately, I must note that comments like Palin's really sound a lot like the crazy conservative talk show hosts featured in the penultimate episode of Studio 60. Does "treason jingle" ring any bells?
Friday, October 17, 2008
Below-Average Joe, Playing Defense, and Obama Explains the Birds and the Bees! 18 Days to Go!
Yes, I swear it's unaltered. But we're not done with our post-debate roundup.
--> One small detail that I missed from Wednesday's electrifying policy showdown was John McCain's discussion of small business taxes. Thankfully, Michael Kinsley caught it for us:
“Fifty percent of small business income taxes are paid by small business.”
— Senator John McCain, during the third presidential debate, October 15
Kinsley goes on to argue against the basic premise of helping small businesses so much, but I'll leave that one to the economists. This is a political blog, and we are not in the business of real world problems here.
--> Also, the "Joe the Plumber" phenomenon simply won't die. He was on the cover of the New York Times today. And it turns out that his characterization at the debate wasn't all that accurate. Well, for starters, his name isn't Joe. And he's not a plumber. So right off the bat, the nickname isn't all that fitting. Plus, he owes over $1000 in back taxes. He's registered under the wrong last name. And, to top it all off, he's related to Charles Keating.
This was still a fairly interesting example of how both candidates shamelessly flaunt themselves as friends of blue-collar folk. It's odd that, if you judged solely based on presidential campaigns, you'd think that every American drank a six-pack every night, owned a rifle, sat at the dining room table with their spouse and talked about their financial troubles, struggled to put their kids through college, and had some sort of medical condition that wouldn't be covered by their health insurance. Those are the people that every bit of this campaign (on both sides) has been directed towards. And while those categories may be large, and certainly needing help from the government, they're not the only people in the country. I'd love to hear more from either side about what they're going to do for blue-collar Americans, white-collar Americans, collarless Americans, rich, poor, healthy, sick. Our campaign has become an empathy contest, instead of a discussion of concrete policies and what their impacts will be.
--> Meanwhile, on the business of connecting with Americans, Sarah Palin will join her alter-ego on SNL this Saturday. It's truly going to be a must-see cameo, followed by a must-change-the-channel poorly-written episode. Why do people actually watch that show anymore?
--> United States Congressman John Murtha (D-PA), however, truly seems to understand his constituents. Representing an older, more traditional district in Western Pennsylvania, one would assume that he would be...evasive of the issue that some of his constituents remain hesitant to vote for a black candidate, or at least apologetic. Instead, Murtha gives the media some good old fashioned straight talk:
"There's no question Western Pennsylvania is a racist area."
The first step is admitting you have a problem...
Kudos for Murtha for pointing out the moral failings of the voters that keep electing him, and good luck on Election Day!
--> Of course, fear certainly trumps empathy (and even race) in today's political culture, and no one plays with fear better than the Republican National Committee. They sent this mailing into North Carolina and Nevada in an effort to get McCain into the White House before anyone notices that their pants are on fire.
--> However, in today's edition of EDC, Senator Barack Obama is the obvious winner of Empathy Champion (otherwise known as President-Elect). A few weeks ago, I was rather startled to find an email in my college mail account from Barack Obama entitled, "It's Time for the Talk." Well, despite my confidence in the existence of a stork and my confusion as to why an elected official would take such an interest in one's personal life, I decided to click the email and discover what Barack had to say. Luckily, the message was about politics, not sex. The campaign is urging college students (already well-informed and decisively pro-Obama) to sit down with their ignorant, uneducated family members and explain to them the facts of life, or at least political life. More specifically, you should talk to any older relatives who aren't already on the Democratic bandwagon, hit them with a sledgehammer, then take their identification and pose as them at their polling place in a crucial swing state on Election Day. At least, that's what I think the message was; I got bored after I lost hope that Senator Obama would explain to me where babies come from.
--> Meanwhile, the Obama campaign, apparently convinced of their lead in national and battleground state polls, has decided to start expanding into non-traditional battlegrounds like West Virginia, Georgia, North Dakota, and Kentucky. Of course, the Kentucky and Georgia buys are more likely directed towards propping up Democratic Senate candidates Bruce Lunsford and Jim Martin than actually winning the states' electoral votes. However, the move represents a large degree of confidence that we are headed for an Election Night landslide.
Reportedly, in the final 10 days before the election, after confirming the likelihood of winning all 50 states, Barack Obama will utilize his massive campaign war chest and begin running ads in Canada, Spain, and Pakistan, mostly as a way of mocking his opponent. The campaign also considered dropping leaflets about the candidate on Cuba, but decided that the move might accidentally spark a panic of an impending invasion (no reason to give that away just yet).
--> And speaking of mocking, EDC would like to leave you in a lighter note today, urging you to watch the videos of Senators Obama and McCain, face to face for the last time before the election, speaking at the historic Al Smith Dinner in New York City last night. West Wing fans will recognize the dinner as the title/subject of a season 7 episode, and wonder whether Obama and McCain had a showdown in the kitchen before heading on stage. Non-Sorkinites will have to be content with enjoying the surprisingly hilarious comedy stylings of the next President of the United States and the next still-just-a-senator-from Arizona of the United States.
--> Also, you might appreciate this news about Will Ferrell apparently being inspired by Josh Brolin. $5 says that the show starts, "My fellow Americans. can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen."
Oh yeah, and you NEED to watch the greatest interview of all time, courtesy of Jon Stewart and Richard Lewis.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
The Final Nail in the Coffin? Live-Blogging Debate Finale! 20 Days to Go!
9:01: Oh, Bob Schieffer. So clearly the best of the moderators. Throwing down the gauntlet early, as he promises that if the candidates don't ask each other follow up questions, "I will."
9:03: And once more, unsurprisingly, we start on Wall Street. McCain has said that people are angry 4 times in the last minute, possibly as a subtle defense of his vocally racist rally attendees.
After Obama's well-detailed remarks, McCain overtly refuses to ask Obama a question, and goes instead into an anecdote about Obama meeting "Joe the Plumber." Obama counters that Joe's misconceptions about his tax plan probably come from a McCain campaign ad. Bam. So far, both candidates are coming across as extremely well-prepared and much more intelligent than past debates.
McCain continues to insist that Senator Obama is going to take "Joe the Plumber's" money. He also doesn't understand why Obama wants to raise anyone's taxes right now. One wonders if McCain understands the relationship between tax revenues and government spending...we could be in for quite a deficit under President McCain.
Much like the last debate, McCain suggests that businesses will outsource jobs to Ireland with its 11% business tax rate. Move over, India and China. Fear the Irish!
9:14 Bob Schieffer takes both candidates to task on deficit spending, demanding that the answer to the reality of their proposals. Obama takes the debate towards the ideological difference between his and McCain's opinions on "investing in the American people."
McCain takes a page out of Sarah Palin's book and blatantly refuses to answer the question, going back to the last question. And you thought we had nothing to learn from her...
He also replays some more of his greatest hits, referring to that DoD deal on a jet that he stopped (and mentioned in every debate).
9:21 McCain gives an incredibly snappy answer directly to Obama, declaring, "I am not President Bush; if you wanted to run against him, you should have done it 4 years ago."
He also asserts (again) that he is aiming for a "new direction." Then Obama talks about his maverick tendencies in breaking with the Democratic Party. Is it just me or did the campaign roles just reverse?
Nope, back to reality - Obama takes a jab at Fox News. And then calls McCain out on being a "vigorous supporter" of President Bush on core policies.
McCain has "the scars to prove" that he stood against his own party. He then smiles eerily at Senator Obama, and asks, "You wanna know how I got these scars?"
9:26 Schieffer is the best moderator ever. Once again he demands that the candidates answer for their negative campaigning, right here, face to face.
McCain gives the excuse that Obama refused his town hall request. To paraphrase Jon Stewart, Obama didn't want to play Monopoly, and so McCain punched him in the crotch. McCain asks why Obama didn't repudiate Congressman Lewis' remarks, and why he gave up on public financing.
This is it. Showdown time.
Obama cites McCain's 100% negative ads. And then pivots BEAUTIFULLY, towards the need to not worry about "candidates' hurt feelings" and that candidates "should be made of" the legitimate issues and policy debates. He sneaks in a hit on McCain's desire to "change the subject," and portrays himself as the guy that cares about the issues that matter to people. Well done, Senator.
McCain counters with Obama's "unprecedented" amounts of money in negative attack ads, and pretends that his campaign has been about real issues.
OBAMA CALLS THEM OUT! He defends Lewis, and wonders why Palin didn't ask those at her rallies to stop. It was an "inappropriate comparison," to be sure. But once again, Obama pivots towards the "serious differences" in their policies.
McCain is "proud of the people who come to our rallies." And seems to accuse Obama of discounting the patriotism of veterans at McCain's rallies, though I'm not sure what that has to do with anything.
Obama once again calls for vigorous debates, but warns against calling each other "bad people." McCain brings up Ayers, and says we need to know the facts. Also brings up ACORN, and I wonder how a REPUBLICAN gets off accusing a DEMOCRAT of the greatest voter fraud in history????
Obama wonders why Bill Ayers, Professor of Education, has become the centerpiece of McCain's campaign. Explains very carefully how he and Ayers ended up on the same committee, and declares decisively that Ayers has nothing to do with him or his political career.
Moving on to ACORN. Says it was the fault of volunteers who forged names, having nothing to do with his campaign.
Now we look at the larger issues of who he surrounds himself with. One thinks of his respect for the Lincoln biography, "Team of Rivals," as he talks about the bright legislators and advisors who have shaped his thinking.
McCain continues to harp on the "started his campaign in his living room" nonsense. He sounds more and more non-grammatical as this debate goes along.
9:40 Bob Schieffer deserves a medal. Asking about the choices of running mates, and how those decisions demonstrate certain characteristics. Great, great question.
Biden versus Palin? I wonder who wins this debate...
Biden fights on the side of working families, shares our core values, is a great legislator with a long list of accomplishments.
I can't wait to hear how McCain thinks that we've "gotten to know Sarah Palin." She saw corruption and she resigned? Why didn't she do something about it instead. McCain insists that she's a reformer, a "breath of fresh air." Riiiiiight... "Oh, and by the way..." Great segue into special needs children, McCain. Didn't see that one coming.
Obama dodges the question of whether or not Palin is ready to be Commander-in-Chief. He does, however, point out that McCain's spending freeze wouldn't allow for increased funding of research into Autism.
McCain insists that "spending more" isn't the answer; instead, we need transparency, accountability, and reform. Because all of those things will help fight autism, right? ...Right?
9:47 Schieffer! I hope he runs for President. A great question on the empty promises of "ending our dependence on foreign oil."
McCain ignores the climate-change side of the issue, and focuses entirely on the national security side.
Obama focuses us on the future of our economy. Borrowing money from China to buy oil from Saudi Arabia isn't a workable economic model. Growing the auto industry and growing solar, wind, and geothermal energies is the way to go.
McCain asserts that we must drill now. Doesn't really explain why, other than that we can.
He also attempts to accuse Obama of not understanding the Latin American labor situation, and Obama promptly calls him out on it, showing off his Columbia education by discussing the details of Colombia.
9:56 And once more, McCain decides that his best strategy to win this debate is to repeat all the talking points that lost him and Palin the last 3. Now he's riffing (briefly) on sitting down with Chavez without pre-conditions.
Now we move on to healthcare. Obama claims the ability to lower costs and expand coverage. Thankfully, he's not lying, because it's entirely feasible.
Obama announces, "0," as "Joe" comes up again. Not a bit of taxes on healthcare benefits. McCain has been staring at Obama, mouth agape in surprise, for upwards of 20 seconds. Obama even offers him a 50% rebate if Joe offers his employees healthcare. Now he digs back into his bag of old tricks, and hits McCain again on his $5000 tax credit versus taxing healthcare benefits.
Best moment of the debate:
This has been the best debate so far, by far. Both these guys bought their game, but while Obama's game has become increasingly presidential throughout this race, McCain sounds dottering and bitter. He also won't let this idea of Obama "spreading the wealth" go quietly into the night. Nor will he retire his really awkward "gold-plated Cadillac insurance policies" phrasing, which obviously won him so much support in the last debates. He's also completely lying about the realities of healthcare coverage.
McCain still tries to frame this debate as government getting in the way of you doing it yourself. Classic ideology clash, but it's not gonna help McCain as long as Obama explains his stance carefully. Obama quotes the Chamber of Commerce as he undermines McCain's logic.
10:07 Schieffer brings up the under-appreciated issue of the Supreme Court (gotta love this guy). McCain refuses a litmus test, even on the Roe v. Wade issue. He also ABSOLUTELY 100% DISTORTS THE FACTS ON HIS GANG OF 14 ACCOMPLISHMENTS! Hold on, before I get to that, McCain just claimed that Obama voted not to confirm Justice Breyer, when Obama was 33 and still in Illinois. I think he meant Alito, or maybe this is just another one of Grampa Simpson's history lessons. McCain clearly pieced his history together "mostly from sugar packets." Now, as for the bi-partisan compromise, Republicans were trying to outlandishly end the ability of the Senate minority party to filibuster, and Democrats wanted to stop them. 14 members of the Senate avoided this showdown, but the Republicans were completely in the wrong on that issue, and McCain has no right to claim that the Democrats were trying to merely "block a majority vote."
Also, if anyone noticed, McCain just called Obama "Senator Government."
Obama, roughly agreeing with McCain, demands that his Supreme Court appointments be intelligent and thoughtful people, because there can be moral people on both sides of the abortion debate.
As the debate shifts to abortion, McCain calls out Obama for voting "present," and for standing in favor of partial-birth abortion. McCain's eyes go wide as Obama disagrees and tries to tell the truth. Obama voted against "life-saving treatment for infants" because there was already a law on the books, and it was because the bill contained no provisions in cases to save the mother's life that Obama voted against banning partial-birth.
McCain continues to use Obama's "eloquence" as an attack against him. I hate that sounding smart seems to connote lying in his eyes.
10:16 Schieffer, asking the last of his great line of questioning, wonders how our massive spending has failed to improve our quality of education.
Obama gives a history lesson, a classic Democratic talking point, looking to the need to invest in education in order to grow the economy in order to keep our nation strong and safe. And stressing the "safe" side of that, Obama calls for "an army of new teachers."
Ah, but just in case he sounded like he was erring on the side of government, Obama throws in a reference to parental responsibility.
But just in case anyone missed Obama's education platform, McCain is going to repeat it for him, stressing the need for charter schools and merit pay for teachers (exactly what Obama said 40 minutes ago). McCain, of course, accuses Obama of wanting to "throw money at the problem."
So, let me get this straight. McCain just said that he wants to increase education quality by doing away with qualifications and certifications for teachers? "Hey you! Want to teach? Here's a ruler, have fun."
Obama reprises his role as friend of the little guy and friend of local needs, focusing on the importance of local control of local school districts. He also reminds everyone that McCain completely agrees with him on two main points (probably because of the ear-piece that Obama's wearing that connects directly to my microphone...don't you see that hump on his back?).
And just in case Obama hadn't won the vote of every last college student yet, he hits McCain on believing that affordable college is a "special interest."
For the second time in this debate, McCain seems to suggest that Palin's child has Autism. Unfortunately, it's Downs Syndrome, but hey, it's not like the difference makes any difference to Senator McCain.
10:28 Now, we get our final statements (following a creepy, over-extended McCain laugh). McCain sounds tired and drained in this final statement, almost beaten. He doesn't have the feeling behind these words that he's had in the past, just like he's going through the motions.
Still, this was easily his best debate so far. It's a shame he lost it anyway.
Obama focuses the "risk" on embracing the same failed policies of the last 8 years, not any suspicion of his character and background. Also emphasizes "coming together," and echoes McCain by expressing the honor of serving.
I lied, Bob Schieffer's mom is the coolest. McCain is quite the jokester, faking to go around the table the wrong way (I thought he was falling at first).
Tom Brokaw declares "Joe the Plumber" is the winner. Great free advertising (assuming that's the name of his business, that is).
Terrific debate; McCain failed to change people's minds about Obama (although he started very strong), but both candidates looked much stronger than they had in their past two encounters.
Monday, October 13, 2008
IT'S OVER 9000, and "Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn About Unrepentant Terrorists!" 21 Days to Go!
--> To be fair to Senator McCain, he apparently "loves being the underdog." The problem, of course, is that if you're still the underdog on November 5th, that means that the other guy already won. At a certain point, you can't remain the underdog and still win. Let's hope that Obama has some fear of the underdog, otherwise he will not survive (enter catchy trumpet part).
--> His 2nd place status certainly hasn't lowered McCain's spirits (at least not publicly). Foregoing the pre-debate tradition of lowering expectations, McCain forcefully declared, "I'll whip Obama's you-know-what!" I must say, it might just be a Freudian thing, but seeing the words "whip" and "Obama" come out of McCain's mouth so close together made me do a double-take upon my first glance at the article. Anyone who read my last entry might not be too surprised at my (sub)conscious association of McCain's campaign and racism.
Eh, so much for subconscious:
This too.
--> On the bright side, McCain revealed today that he actually doesn't care about the Ayers issue. Funny, neither do any other Americans - maybe McCain can relate to the middle class after all. Of course, the Senator insisted on stating his position in classic Gone With the Wind form: “Very frankly, Dana, I don’t give a damn about an old unrepentant terrorist." I'm pretty sure that's how that movie ended, but I did fall asleep in the middle of the film - the South losing the Civil War isn't really an M. Night Shyamalan-level twist.
--> For anyone who's spent the last few weeks living in a cave (lookin at you, Osama), McCain's campaign is sort of floundering. That reality was no more apparent than in today's announcement that the campaign plans to offer extra incentive to Florida volunteers (because apparently merely getting McCain elected isn't good enough - talk about an enthusiasm gap). The Florida GOP is offering a chance to meet McCain or Palin to their best phone bankers and canvassers, and gas gift cards to any particularly eager supporters (or desperate people who are willing to sacrifice political ethics for filling up their SUV).
It looks like you can count Republican Governor Charlie Crist out of the competition. He doesn't even plan on doing much at all for McCain between now and Election Day - quite a sign of confidence.
--> It's also increasingly obvious that the GOP is concerned about their chances of holding any seats in the United States Congress. The RNC is considering tapping a $5 million line of credit in order to help save some of its incumbents who haven't quite drowned yet. Although they insist that money won't be pulled from the presidential efforts, Republican leaders have to think very hard about who is beyond help, and who might actually survive thanks to a timely influx of cash.
--> As it turns out, there might be one Democrat that a Republican candidate can beat this year. One would have thought that when Florida voters replaced disgraced Congressman Mark Foley (R-FL), they might have brought a bit of moral integrity to the state's 16th Congressional District. And while I suppose an extramarital affair is farther up the morality scale than pedophilia, I'm not sure how much comfort Florida voters will find in that fact.
Congressman Tim Mahoney (D-FL) reportedly agreed to pay $121,000 to a former mistress, as well as offering her a $50,000 per year job, in order to prevent her from suing him. This allegation certainly puts his political career in jeopardy. We'll see how this one plays out, but in this anti-Republican national climate, even an affair might not be enough to defeat a Democratic incumbent.
--> Meanwhile, Senator Barack Obama continues to utilize his campaign as a way of reaching out to young voters. And even Senator Obama knows that the best way to connect with college students is through video games (I'm sure he would receive confirmation were he to visit his alma mater now). With this in mind, the Obama Campaign has purchased advertising space within the Xbox 360 racing game Burnout Paradise. So as gamers race their cars through cities, they may very well pass billboards like this one:
I'd imagine that the Obama campaign's next move will be to start inserting Obama as a promising QB to be drafted in Madden NFL 2009.
--> Finally, I know there's nothing you readers would rather read than a look into the mind of Levi Johnston.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Philadelphia Hockey Fans Reject The GOP While McCain Compares (somewhat) Favorably to Segregationist! 23 Days to Go!
The McCain campaign certainly did its part to get to the bottom of this investigation. McCain and Company came to a rational, unbiased determination that the bipartisan commission appointed by the Republican-dominated Alaska State Legislature was completely partisan and was serving as an organ of the Obama Campaign. For those keeping score, that makes the New York Times, the Alaska State Legislature, and the Truth all biased towards Obama.
Thus, McCain's unbiased investigation (released hours before the real report) determined conclusively that Sarah Palin did nothing wrong, and that everyone should simply stop asking questions. Thank you for uncovering the real truth, John McCain. Your commitment to honesty is unparalleled.
--> Meanwhile, Sarah Palin returned to her native land on Saturday night - a hockey rink. Expecting a warm reaction for "America's #1 Hockey Mom," campaign officials were apparently surprised that an arena filled with Philadelphians was not kind and respectful to the Republican VP candidate. Palin entered the ice, posed for pictures, and dropped the ceremonial first puck, only to be met with sustained booing for all 90 seconds that she spent on the rink.
The campaign really should not have been surprised by the response. And not just because Philadelphia sports fans are famous for booing everyone - they've turned against their own MVP shortstop, and even hurled snowsballs at Santa (at least according to legend). It's because the state of Pennsylvania has become increasingly futile territory for GOP presidential efforts...
--> After days of reports that Obama is starting to pull away from McCain in PA, some have begun to question the wisdom of McCain's continued presence in the state. Why not devote extra resources to real battlegrounds like Ohio and Florida? However, McCain is holding firm, and stubbornly plans on competing til the bitter end for the state's 21 electoral votes.
--> The electoral math continues to look really bad for the McCain Campaign. Palin even scheduled a bus tour through West Virginia, a state that looked unwinnable for Obama just one month ago. This is the final 3 weeks of the campaign - a Republican spending time in a state like West Virginia is not a good omen.
--> Speaking of bad omens for the GOP, the Ghost of Conservatives Past has decided to haunt John McCain. Christopher Buckley, son of the great Conservative lion William Buckley, has decided to endorse Senator Barack Obama after deciding that the authentic John McCain has gone the way of the dinosaur. When the heir to your entire ideology turns against you, it might be time to take a look in the mirror and wonder where you went wrong (hint, it was when Steve Schmidt convinced you to substitute an unqualified person that reeks of gender pandering for your running mate).
--> Another reason to look in the mirror: when you show up at your political rallies, and realize that everyone is there cheering for you because they think the other guy is an Islamic terrorist.
I hope that by now everyone has seen this video:
Well, the bigotted, divisive tone of the McCain-Palin rallies has only gotten worse since then:
The racism of McCain's supporters has actually become a campaign issue in itself. It actually got to the point on Friday where Senator McCain himself (admirably) attempted to halt the anger and baseless hatred. At a town hall meeting in Minnesota, a supporter told McCain that he was "scared" of an Obama presidency. McCain stressed that he believes that he would do a better job than Obama, but that Americans have nothing to worry about with Obama, who is a "decent person." Apparently, "decent" wasn't good enough for the crowd, who continued shouting "liar" and "terrorist" about Obama. In fact, one woman claimed that she couldn't trust Obama because he's an Arab. Upon hearing that, McCain retook the microphone and clarified, "No, ma'am. He's a decent family man [and] citizen that I just happen to have disagreements with on fundamental issues and that's what this campaign's all about. He's not [an Arab]."
I give McCain credit for sticking up for his rival on the campaign trail (although it still troubles me that America remains a place where Arab is an insult). I would never accuse McCain himself of this sort of ignorance and racism, although I apparently don't speak for everyone...
--> Representative John Lewis (D-GA), one of the biggest civil rights advocates in congressional history, spoke out on Saturday and, as Taegan Goddard notes, "compared the negative tone of McCain's campaign to that of segregationist George Wallace in 1960s."
Lewis accused McCain and Palin of "sowing the seeds of hatred and division," and immediately generated harsh criticism from the Republicans' campaign. McCain's statement referred to Lewis' words as "shocking and beyond the pale."
Of course, it's not the presidential campaign itself generating this negativity (at least not just them). Just today, the Virginia State Republican Party Chairman Jeff Frederick gave thirty volunteers some talking points on how to convince undecideds they encountered during their door-to-door canvassing. He pointed out that United States Senator Barack Obama and terrorist Osama bin Laden "both have friends that bombed the Pentagon." My reaction to this is similar to past expressions of anger by Carlos Quentin and Kevin Brown, but instead of taking out my anger on inatimate objects, I'll just give you this:
--> To be fair, it's not just Republicans that are tying Barack Obama to Arab terrorists. Hundreds of Rensselaer County, NY residents received absentee ballots this week, only to discover that the Democratic ticket featured a mass-murderer instead of a U.S. Senator. Yes, that fateful "typo" caused hundreds of (thankfully) non-swing state voters to receive the option of McCain-Palin or Osama-Biden. Officials on both sides claim it was an honest mistake. However, I guarantee you that if I typed Obama 1000 times I wouldn't accidentally hit the instead of the b. That mistake is BS. There are several keys in between the correct B and the incorrect S, and I'd like to now demonstrate the infinitely more-likely mistakes that could have occurred if this was an honest typo:
Obama, Ogama, Ovama, Ofama, Ocama, Odama, Oxama, Orama, Oeama, Owama, Otama, Ozama, Oaama, Oqama.
I hate the world. I'll leave you with the comforting thought (at least for Sarah Palin) that even if the GOP loses this year, Governor Palin can still go off and rule this college dorm.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Running Thoughts on Tonight's Debate!!! 28 Days Until the Zombie Invasion/Election!
This is a great first answer by Obama. Not filled with lots of specifics, but he's surprisingly good at this down-to-earth talking-to-the-people thing.
McCain sneaks in a burn on Obama's refusal to attend town hall debates with him over the summer. 1 minute in, and he's already a jerk.
McCain is getting awfully close to Alan, the questioner. I'd be intimidated.
9:07 McCain declares, unnecessarily bitterly, that Tom Brokaw will not be his Treasury Secretary. Does he know what Ebay actually is?
Obama repeats the "fundamentals" comment again. I think it's falling flatter every time he uses it - it's time to move on. You gotta give him credit, though: he's on message. "95% of you get a tax cut."
9:14 McCain accuses the African-American questioner of not having any knowledge of the economy before this crisis. Maybe that's not what he meant it as, but McCain certainly seems feisty tonight.
Oh snap. "Now I've got to correct a little bit of Senator McCain's history (not surprisingly)." Buuuurrrrn. As Obama attacks McCain's deregulation stance, McCain gets up and starts aimlessly wandering the hall. Now he's sitting again, and what looks like doodling.
Phrases where Obama sneaks in "21st century" are a subtle reference towards him being a man of this century, and McCain being more knowledgable about the 1920s. Then again, I suppose McCain could use that to his advantage. "I know how to avert the Great Depression because I was there!"
9:18 McCain, apparently angry about Obama's "I too have a bracelet" comment from last time, announces, "I too wrote a letter."
The next question...was that English, or just Sarah Palin's mom?
Obama claims "a net spending cut." Fact checkers, sharpen your axes.
McCain knows that the system in Washington is broken. He knows this because he has been there doing the breaking for 26 years.
The peanut gallery in my apartment affirms that McCain walks like "a mechanical teddy bear."
Whoa, both of these guys are left handed.
9:26 Tom Brokaw is not taking any shit from either of these guys. And he gives a hilarious one-liner about their time deficit.
McCain is stuck on Obama's "overhead projector," clearly harkening back to his boyhood school days. I don't think those existed when McCain was in middle school, but the point remains.
Good answer from McCain about "getting to work right away."
9:31 Obama talks about leadership, which of course is my big issue in this election. This country needs a leader, and that's what he gives us. McCain continues to wander around the background. Also a solid answer. Good work.
Obama hits on burden sharing, continuing his theme from his last answer. It's tough to win an election by telling people to do things they don't want to do, but this idea of everyone pitching in to make America better will probably resonate quite well.
9:35 McCain accuses Obama of "wanting to raise taxes." Apparently, McCain sees all liberals as wild animals who have this unstoppable craving/hunger for higher taxes.
Then he acts like a HUUUUUUGE condescending ass and says, "I've got from news for you Senator Obama." Where does McCain come off accusing Obama of being out of touch??
Obama can't let the McCain tax-lies go, and ignores the question for about a minute. Good for him, because I hate when candidates try to hide behind the rules in order to lie.
9:41 McCain laughs at his own joke far longer than anyone else in the room. Then, after answering the question (like Obama did), McCain does exactly what he made fun of Obama for doing - going back to the earlier question.
According to McCain, we need to alert the American people to the "danger that climate change opposes." McCain then repeats his favorite line of the night, "We can do it, we can build it." And now, I just realized who John McCain is channeling in this debate:
9:46 Tom Brokaw is being a complete asshole to both candidates, making fun of their inability to stay under time. Then he asks if we should develop a nuclear bomb to fight climate change...
McCain is sooooo condescending in this debate. I hope it doesn't play well with undecideds. He points at Obama and refers to him as "this one"? This isn't the Bozo the Clown Show!
9:51 McCain is absolutely lurking now, with a weird smile on his face. Is he just trying to buy extra screen time in a really creepy way?
McCain wants to reduce "medical errors...as they call them." He is so frickin stupid. I can't stand this man anymore.
McCain makes a joke about his need for hair transplants. It was really awkward. No one in the audience even smirked.
Government mandates scare Senator McCain. Kind of like dark rooms, rectal exams, and loud noises.
Obama now clarifies his position on healthcare, cutting through McCain's web of lies.
9:59 America - better than Jesus? Senator McCain think so.
McCain has a "record that he's willing to stand on." Personally, I'd like to stand next to my record, and not stomp on it. Then again, I don't have McCain's record. If I were him, I'd want to get it out of sight, too.
10:04 Brokaw asks a legitimately interesting question about policy on stopping genocide when it has nothing to do with national security. Obama thinks we are diminished by ignoring cruelty and ethnic cleansing, and although we "can't be everywhere all the time," we can "mobilize the international community."
McCain suggests a "cool hand at the tiller." Then he screams, "You'll get my tiller when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"
The welfare of our troops is McCain's first priority...right after that other thing. For those of you keeping score, that makes it his "second" priority.
10:10 Obama says no to coddling dictators. I would make fun of this "bold stance," if it wasn't actually contrary to current policy...
McCain quotes Petraeus so much, I think he might just give in and make him his new running mate.
Obama sarcastically compliments McCain for a little too long, and McCain thanks him for the kind remarks.
10:18 Unfortunately, Obama isn't wrong about the surge. It didn't, and still hasn't, worked.
We're now on to Russia, and advocating for including Eastern European countries in NATO.
Obama criticizes our "mischief" overseas. Odd term to say the least.
10:25 McCain gives a hearty handshake to a fellow veteran. Then goes hard on Iran, defending Israel from those extremists who want to "wipe them off the map."
He also strongly advocates joining with our allies, in his proposed "League of Democracies" (not sure how formalized that would be).
And once more, he declares, pointedly, "I am anti-Holocaust." He and Palin keep repeating that line, and it's starting to unnerve me that there might be some question about that issue.
Obama talks about alternative energy as one way to decrease revenues in Iran (and thus hurt them). It's a pretty sideways (but effective) way to make his argument about alternative energy being a national security issue.
10:30 The final question is, as Brokaw notes, really weird. Obama is able to answer it using the word "scrimpin'," so I'm pretty sure he's just the outright winner of the debate.
McCain, like all of us, doesn't know the future. Neither does Obama, but I still think McCain's phrasing is funnier. His dad was away "doing our country's business." He manages to use the strangest phrasing this side of Sarah Palin.
Both candidates give really awkward waves, and the debate concludes.